The End of the Internet

Congratulations, it's the last page.

Thank you for visiting the end of the internet.

There are no more links; there is no more color.

You must now turn off your computer; it's over.

It never happened before. Where's my chatroom?

My Yahoo IM, my AOL IM, my ICQ, my Facebook.

I might even do something else more productive.

Gotta think for myself; what am I going to do?

Go read a book, do something, start living.

Better yet ... Repent ... feel better?

I can't kid you; that takes you back to the "navigator" page.