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Recommend this site to a friend.
IMPORTANT NOTE: First,
something I'm sure most of you are aware of: I cannot guarantee that
all the sites outside my site will be accessible to you. In fact, given
that the only constant in cyberspace is change, I guarantee that a
number of the sites will not be available. That's the nature of the
fickle internet, "here today, gone tomorrow". Even while typing this
guarantee, some of these sites have probably changed. The only links I
have some control over are those that I call "internal links" ... those
links that move within this site. They lead to pages that I made and
control. I think computers were made by and made for "control freaks"
... I'm one of them.
However, links that go within this site I'm sure are working fine. And
if you find a problem, why not let me know? I know; life keeps you
busy, homework, family matters, you have to walk the dog, the phone is
ringing, or you're just plain lazy ... Guess what, I understand better
than you think ... I'm the same way. But if you have a moment, and you
see an egregious problem, let me know. Good word, "egregious".
ANOTHER IMPORTANT NOTE: This is
something you rarely see and I have it on this page and I hope
eventually on all the pages. It's called "alternate style sheets" and
here's how it works: Let's say you don't like this background. That's
all right; what do they say, "de gustabus non est disputandum" ...
meaning, you take a bite of an apple and say it is good; I take a bite
of the same apple and say it is bed. That's called subjectivity.
Literally it means there's no disputing taste and I've made allowances
for that on this page. It will be a big job allowing that for all the
pages but I'll try. You go to your menu bar that is on top of your
browser; on top of your screen if you are using Apple, click View, and
you'll see a line called, "Page Style". Click that and you'll have a
choice of different page styles. Thank you, Hugh Vandervoort for giving
me the idea ... more about him later.
Currently you can view this page with a black, blue, brown, gray,
green, spiral, tan, or what is the easiest to read, a white background
with black font (not too colorful but certainly more practical). Two
provisos go with that option ... using any alternate style, if you
click "reload" this default style re-appears (so happens I like this
look). The other thing is that not all browsers support this feature; I
hope yours does.
ONE MORE IMPORTANT NOTE: How I
feel about the site reminds me of an excellent episode in television's
very successful 1990-1998 "sitcom" The Seinfeld Show, and no,
that's not a link (links on pages with a purple background are yellow;
no exceptions) but there is a Seinfeld link below somewhere. Just an
aside for anyone new to the internet; one way to find anything on a
webpage is to click Ctrl+F and enter what you are looking for.
Anyway, in this episode they're all out on the Hamptons, an uppity
beach resort here in New York State (out on Long Island), and the
hostess Carol, played by Lisa Mende, keeps urging her guests to "see my
baby" in what was stereotypically a nasal Brooklyn accent. The baby
looks beautiful to her but not necessarily to her guests. That's part
of what happened in this "show about nothing" ... a show about
trivialities. So I say to you, the reader, click a few links and come
"see my baby".
A brief trivia and saving you surfing time; also keeping you on this
site (but I'd never think of a trick like that) ... the Upper West Side
of Manhattan a neighborhood found between Central Park and the Hudson
River above West 58th Street and below 110th or 125th street (so says
Wikipedia, and it's correct in that detail). On Broadway and 59th
Street, that's an intersection, "Columbus Circle" to and from which all
mileage to and from NYC is figured, there is a building called
"Time-Warner".
From the lobby, taking the escalator down to the lower floor one enters
a super-market of super markets, "Whole Foods" ... besides some of the
best foods you can buy, you can also eat there, and reasonably priced.
However, upstairs, there is a restaurant, Japanese, called Masa,
serving only one meal, Omakase and the cost is $400 a person (not
including tax and tip), only 26 seats, and where reservations are taken
three weeks in advance. Now no one meal is worth $400 but that's the
way the very wealthy live here in The Big Apple; it's an expensive
apple. Truth be told, that's the way they make sure they don't dine
with people like me. Who says we don't have a class structure in the
USA; the difference is that here, with toil, and luck, you can move
from one class to another. Note above ... the wealthy dine; I eat.
Now let's walk one mile north, along Broadway. Hey, careful with the
traffic; and while walkng, on the right we see Barnes & Nobles, to
the left we see Lincoln Center, and we walk up Broadway to West 81st
Street, where on the north-west corner we find ... Zabar's ... the famous stretching
along almost half a block, and where you can buy some of the best
appetizing delicacies ever made. Freebies are "de rigueur" ... New York
City sure is a fascinating city to live in. Back to this website, so
"that's my baby" is the way I feel about this site.
Un momento, una nuova cosa, almost forgot ... pay
attention ... regarding font size. For best viewing I would
suggest you arrange your browser according to your taste. I know in
Apple, which I am currently using, font size can be changed by holding
down the "Command" key and re-sizing with the plus or minus (small
dash) keys. I'm sure Windows allows similar configuring. Enjoy the
site; or as Carol says, "Ya gotta see my baby".
NOTE OF GRATITUDE: I am
grateful to ... PCWorks
... where during the Fall of 2009, some of the members encouraged me in
making changes to improve the over-all appearance of this site. So
hands-on I learned just the beginnings of a feature called CSS,
"cascading style sheets". These people are members of one of many
forums on the net, this being the first I joined, and like a first
girlfriend, she's somewhat special. Key members there are most computer
savvy with years of experience and will be only too willing to help
with your questions. My personal gratitude goes to Clint Hamilton, Hugh
Vandervoort (who emailing daily for a few weeks, guided me in the
intricacies of style sheets and gave me the code for that sidebar
menu), and Karl Springer; all three advising me how to spruce up this
site (it'll take time). Other savvy and distinguished members are Ben
Moore, David Grossman, Peter Kaulback, and the list can go on and on.
Now you get your watch-a-ma-call-it over there and see what you can
learn and what ideas you can contribute. These guys and girls are
experienced with computer technology and teaching, and they are all
waiting for your questions. Hold off there. I mean, of course, first
see my site; I didn't put it up to decorate the cyber world. When I
suggest another site, it doesn't mean this moment, right now, bon
voyage, giddy-yap, have yourself a safe journey ... so take it easy,
pavolia, tómelo fácil, prendalo facile, hang on, and in plain English
... so where ya runnin'?
All right, what do we have here ...
the main section I now call
"Earliset Pages" ... this section is where I started, and where you
will find sites for children, parents, for most people looking for
information. Fun pages (see next block) are what it says - fun - the
100+ pages listed there shouldn't take you too long. Judaism is most
interesting if you are in the mood for some serious thinking. The
JavaScripts have other practical applications, and some of them are fun
too.
Speaking of the "wellsprings of wisdom" (see above), the concept comes
from an interesting story in the Jewish Talmud: It is told that while
we are still in our mother's womb, the Almighty sends an angel to sit
beside us and teach us all the wisdom we'll ever need to know about
living. Then, just before we are born, the angel taps us under the nose
- forming that indentation that everyone has. And we forget everything
the angel taught us. *However* - it's still there, just forgotten.
What lesson can such a story forever imbue in the psyche of a young
child? That we can look inside ourselves to learn about life. Embedded
deep in our consciousness is the knowledge about the purpose of
creation, how to live, how to love, how to reach our potential. It's
all there. We just need to make the effort to remember.
A speak-your-mind-atheist, who is not
alone ... Martin
Willett ...
sand I wasn't sure where to include the link, so it gets a paragraph
all by its lonesome self. The introduction page on his site explains
his intention. Willett is a most original thinker, and not afraid to
express unpopular ideas. We might not agree (although I am fascinated
with his ideas) but to ignore his writing is to have a closed mind and
is unfair to one's personal growth. Willett is thinking "out of the
box" and today, when you have to be politically correct and socially
correct, you have to applaud a man for saying what is unpopular but
what he really thinks (provided nobody is hurt as a result of that
"honesty").
Another man who not only thinks out of the box, but also has a hobby
quite different from what you would expect from a college professor.
His unusual hobby brings him to all kinds of parties ... block parties,
tea parties, welcome and farewell parties, anniversary parties,
weddings, circumcisions, and bar mitzvas; that's where I met him. You
will find ... Jerome Huyler ...
certainly not stereotypical. He's a professor who is also an authority
on John Locke, the 17th Century's English philosopher. You'll have to
contact him to know his hobby. He'll answer you if he is not busy
spinning records and playing his disks as the most intelligent disk
jockey you'll ever meet.
Links, links, it is time for some words about ... Hugh Vandervoort ... my
computor mentor mentioned above where I spoke about PCWorks. Hugh says,
I'll quote using "he" and "his" instead of "I" and "my" ... "that if
you look at his website (that's Hugh's site) you may not realize it but
he didn't do a single bit of HTML or Css. That's a PHP driven site
(Joomla) that's all templated. All he had to do was upload it and
provide the content" ... Well maybe Hugh didn't use HTML or Css coding
but he sure knew enough to help me make significant changes in this
page. So newbie me, knowing a few html tags, now reads what he writes:
"php driven, joomla, templated" ... I know nuttin' what he talking
about; maybe some day... But Hugh did get me into this "alternate page
styling".
I think I already spoke about "see my baby" on top regarding "The
Seinfeld Show", oops, no quotes.
The Seinfeld Show ... now that looks mucho much better ...
except it looks like a link.
It's not easy with hyperlinks and titles; too much resemblance.
But aren't the links a different color?
Of course they are.
And special credit must be given to
Pam, in Australia, for her work in
assisting in spelling corrections. That woman never left me alone with
all her
suggestions. Pam, here in the states, the word, "honor" is "h-o-n-o-r"
... and not "h-o-n-o-u-r". Get that "u" out of that whole family of
words. What about
tyre? Impossible, get real, it's "t-i-r-e" ... when will you guys learn
to spell? Maybe it's because where you live, in the lower hemisphere,
you are all standing upside-down; it's amazing that you don't fall off
our planet. And imagine the world without Australia; where would
England send all their prisoners?
And Pam, you know that I profred very carefuly, for speling errors,
errors in gramar, and to make sure I don't any words out ... it takes
me ours, but profreeding helps. And knowing all the spelling rules also
helps. I know the rule: "I" comes before "E" when "C" is before "D"
(something like that). An exception is when the neighbor wants to weigh
some horse in the stable. Then we deal with long vowels, and short
vowels, fat and medium size vowels. Well, let's forget those silly
rules for the moment.
Organizing any textual site like mine is never an easy task; And on
that matter, I'm going to have to give this Navigator page a lot of
mucho thought. Here's a case where I'm not sure in what section I
should place this wingding page; it is too unbelievable. Microsoft is
joking with NYC using their Wingdings font. If you have Microsoft Word,
look to ... Anti-Semitic Wingdings
.... is it a coincidence? I mean could it be possible, could it be just
an unusual "co-inky-dinky"? I don't believe it; I think my word
processor needs a some reconfigurating ... whatever.
And here's a twelve-step program for people
who reflexively forward every hoax mail or chain letter they receive.
I return this all the time - Forwarding
Email - and it works; guaranteed.
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